Sunday, September 13, 2015

My Loyal Tweeps

Wife: You ready to go run errands with me?

Me: Yes, I'm just sending out this tweet to my adoring fans, and then I'll be ready.

Wife: Your fans?

Me: They're a very vocal subsection of an offshoot of a thriving under-served minority demographic.

Wife: What demographic is that?

Me: People who read what I write. I'm looking at you, @TillamookCheese!
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