Me: Yes, I'm just sending out this tweet to my adoring fans, and then I'll be ready.
Wife: Your fans?
Me: They're a very vocal subsection of an offshoot of a thriving under-served minority demographic.
Wife: What demographic is that?
Me: People who read what I write. I'm looking at you, @TillamookCheese!
|(picture gleefully thieved from http://www.hydrogen2oxygen.net/en/twitter-is-nothing-else-than-turing-test/)|