Me: Did you have fun tonight?
[Daughter]: Everybody had fun tonight!
Me: Oh! Did everybody Wang Chung tonight?
Me: Did. EVERYBODY. Wang. Chung. TONIGHT.
[Daughter, giving skeptical teenager look]: Nobody had Chinese food. Is this an old person thing?
Me: Me and your mom would've Wang Chung-ed.
[Daughter]: I'm leaving now.
Me, shouting after her: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, EVERYBODY WOULD'VE WANG CHUNG-ED TONIGHT!