Monday, July 7, 2014

It is Cleaning Day at the Reddoch Howse!

The carpet is fresh and fluffy like baby bunnies, the dishes are ready for foreign dignitaries, the furniture gleams like a new father's eye, the toilet is fresh and clean like a brand new day in politics untouched by outside money, and the mirror shows me clear and new, looking just as I looked twenty years ago.

That's how I know [Wife] will need to redo the mirrors. I can never get the mirrors quite right.