My wife was asleep when I got home from work, so I pressed in her eye to wake her up.
She was pretty irritated. It didn't get any better when I said, "Wow, you're hot! Have you been running a memory - intensive game?"
Needless to say, I never got the chance to input my PIN.
[Wife]: Sorry, the "Slide to Unlock" feature is unavailable right now. Don't bother trying again.