Wednesday, March 27, 2013

[Daughter returns home after performing in an all-schools concert]

Me: Did you have fun tonight?

[Daughter]: Everybody had fun tonight!

Me: Oh! Did everybody Wang Chung tonight?

[Daughter]:  What?!

Me: Did.  EVERYBODY.  Wang.  Chung.  TONIGHT.

[Daughter, giving skeptical teenager look]: Nobody had Chinese food.  Is this an old person thing?

Me: Me and your mom would've Wang Chung-ed.

[Daughter]: I'm leaving now.

Me, shouting after her: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, EVERYBODY WOULD'VE WANG CHUNG-ED TONIGHT!