Saturday, February 7, 2015

Illegal Dream Sex

I am officially old and busted and spend too much time working.  Even my dreams are polluted by my work life.

I just woke from a dream where I was in charge of inseminating the entire 2015 roster of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, but the entire dream focused on the legal wrangling about whether that included the new "plus-sized" model that will be featured (but only in an ad).

We never got past the contract negotiations.  Then I woke up.

True story.