Calling the Sheriff to come arrest a cat is the kind of thing that can get a person drug tested.
In other news, I called the Sheriff this morning to have a cat arrested.
Dispatcher: “Is the cat hostile or attacking?”
Me: “No, Ma’am. But the cat doesn’t work for us and refused to show me its identification. The cat is refusing to leave a secured area, and is not currently under escort. So I believe this is either your jurisdiction or the TSA’s.”
The drug test lady and the Animal Control lady arrived at the same time.
This story is 100% true.
