Me: Hi! I'm here for my oil change appointment. My tires don't need rotation; I just bought them last week.
(LATER)
Service Writer: We changed your oil . . .
Me: Good. It was getting an attitude.
Me: Good. It was getting an attitude.
Service Writer: Your tire tread measures like new . . .
Me: So they didn't wear out much this week?
Me: So they didn't wear out much this week?
Service Writer: Your cabin filter is excessively dirty - would you like to change it?
Me: Yeah, I swear a lot in traffic.
Me: Yeah, I swear a lot in traffic.
Service Writer: Your washer fluid was VERY low.
Me: It's been depressed lately. Maybe it's because of my language.
Me: It's been depressed lately. Maybe it's because of my language.
Service Writer: Your battery tested well.
Me: I'm SO glad! It studied VERY hard. I'll take it out for ice cream as soon as we leave!
Me: I'm SO glad! It studied VERY hard. I'll take it out for ice cream as soon as we leave!
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