[Wife]: What the Hell?! There’s a fly just walking around on the wall. I can’t reach it.
Me: I think it’s the one that’s been dive-bombing us all day. I punched it earlier. Does it look like the same one?
[Wife]: How should I know? It’s a FLY.
Me: I hope it gets a leg cramp.
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