Wednesday, May 25, 2016

I Can Paint With Both the Colors of the Wind...

Wife and I return from a shopping trip.

Me: Do you want these two bags in the garage?

Wife (not pointing): No. That one can go in the garage, but THIS one (still not pointing) I want in the dining room because (reason).

Me: So, the brown one in the garage and the blue one in the dining room.

Wife: The brown one in the garage, and the turquoise-y aquamarine one in the garage.

Me: (giving her the "you're-doing-it-again" look)

Wife: Oh!  Well, you said. . . (suddenly, Wife remembers I am male) Yes. The blue one in the garage.